Monday, September 03, 2007

Andy Rooney - A Really Smart Guy?

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A friend sent this to me. Being a woman over 40 it resonated. I thought I'd share.

60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
  • A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
  • If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
  • Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
  • Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
  • Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
  • Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
  • Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off that you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
  • You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
  • Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
  • For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
  • Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you.
  • Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!


BlessedGemLady said...

I absolutely love this Blaqkofi; that last line has got to be the best!! I suppose many of us could expound on this, PARTICULARLY that last line (lol!), but I'll just say ... thank you for sharing this. ;-)

Unknown said...

lol! this was great, it made my day..Thanks for sharing.

Jenn said...

You have indeed "made a funny" with your entry.. So true it is... So True.

Jenn Jenn

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Anonymous said...

Always meant to ask you why your Blog is headed 26 November 2007???

BlaqKofi said...

My blog is "headed" 11-26-07 because Blogger places post in chronological order with the most recent first. In order to keep that post first I randomly selected a date in the future. As that dates draws nearer, I'll change it to some other random date in 2008.

Unknown said...

What a woman? You are such an inspiration. Your hair is absolutely gorgeous too.

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